The real life history of the Game of Thrones
Should it not be? The actual real life castles/palaces of the Game of Thrones. No! No one refers to them as castles or palaces. The words come from caste and place. Fort comes from the word fortified meaning secured. The caste system is where you would be send to work a farmer would be sent to high garden castle to be farm caste their children would also be farmers. India is still doing this.
If anyone else was wondering
The window gates are to stop birds. They have stained glass but only used for churches and the features of the church in the throne room now the house of lords. The throne looks just as uncomfortable then the iron one it’s made of wood and covered/painted with gold leaf.
You have a king (Lord of the ruling house)
Lords of other houses. Who are all descendants of the original King and Queen.
There have been some periods of history to present day where the original royal family became extinct. Some from a Tutor [Welsh] invasion. Then from Henry VIII not being able to father children with any of the ladies of the kingdoms so he killed most of them. The one surviving child of a mother who was beheaded for incest after the birth of her daughter not related to France [Whales] (Henry’s) Incest back then would be brother-sister father-daughter. So then you have Queen Elizabeth a ginger the product of incest who had no children. This lead to the House Stuart (From beyond the wall [Scotland])The last recent one a product of WWI lead to House Wettin. WWII they secured America and the reset of Europe now the EU all under House Wettin.
Vassals (Relatives of lords)
Every house in the north is a Vassal of house Stark (York) They put the worse relatives farther away.
A lord can ask the king to knight someone via royal decry. Knights are to protect the royal family.
Peasants who live on the lords land and work for them in return for safety and shelter.
You will know them as manors. Massive houses the came once everyone stopped incest and forts and walls were no longer needed. These where owned by barons. They where actually used as guest houses and people started traveling around to outbreed (Stop incest)
Except the royal family who never stopped.
The game of thrones
Is actually a war about Joffery not being a lord and that is why all the lords start calling themselves king. Jamie is a knight not a lord and that is why Ned forced him off the throne. Twyin was hand under the mad king and like his grandson Joffery he can’t be king either. Ned can be king that is why they killed him. Once you have a rank any rank you can’t be king unless you kill the king but then all his children come and kill you.
Men of honor
War/ fighting has rules. Even when guns come about it’s still about the draw. Like drawing your sword. You can fight or shoot a man unless his sword/gun is out of the holster. Battles are fort with flags then uniforms and they are orderly. War stops after the guns because there is no winning. Until you have the most guns and tanks and planes and now drones.
Start from the top
It was built by a gay Spanish dude to keep the freaks out. Those living in this time very short and that wall sufficient to keep them out. Normal size people would be called giants. Most old homes and even some newer ones have very small doors and low ceiling height. All homes are still small and so are the rooms.
Eastwatch by the sea
The wall has a more forts then anywhere beyond counting. They really really did not like the wildlings (Scottish)
Real Life = https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/York_Castle
In the show
Built to secure dominance for Kings Landing (London)
Is actually called Bolton
The island can be visited by boat, or at low tide via a long causeway from the mainland. It was a monastery.
(Vassal of High Garden)
To protect High Garden (The farms [food])
The only battle House Baratheon (Robert) lost
House Tryell were the servants of house Targaryen. They killed the house before that.
It controls a strategic passage through the Purbeck Hills. If the Targaryen’s had not destroyed this they could have used it to prevent the north from marching south.
An escape castle where you run to for safely.
Technically though back then the capital was Winchester
In the show
Actually two houses one for Sansa (Princess in the tower) and one for the princes in the tower who were ponces (Gay lovers with each other)
This is very historically embarrassing so the change then to the last prisoners. Victoria tower with the house of lords(Left). Elizabeth Tower with the house of commons (Right). Once Queen she installed big ben which is a bell so they could not put her back.
Bells ring from the church they are to bring attention to events. Make everyone go outside to see what is happening. Later to tell time.
Palace whores and bastards
The street of steal is in the nice part of Town
Westminster has it’s own church (and pub).
This one is for ceremonies. The coronation of monarchs and where they are married and buried.
Targaryen’s build this for the Dragons (Because I said so)
The Tower of Dragons
She is also going to change the name from Kings landing to Dragons landing because she is the mother of dragons and a Queen. Roman empire turns it into Londonium (Land on rome) the Germany (Germanic goths) kills the romans and it becomes London.
You can see why Stanis can’t stay here for winter. Doesn’t like fish. Really though he could have taken over Essos or another house. He goes to winterfel because that is where he is actually meant to be if he is not king.
The Baratheon’s had this house. I’m assuming the Targaryen’s took it over they ran north to their brother Ned then took over kings landing because they needed a house. These lot are not fighting for no reason only those with out food or homes fight they are going to die if they don’t.
Key to England
They say they are French/Tudor but they are Welsh that had keep getting exiled to France. Coming back and killing everyone once they had a large enough army.
Their house is actually the Vale Robert gave it to his hand. Stanis had the job of protecting storms end so they could not go back.
The border has a lot of forts no wall thought so they did try to keep the dragons (Welsh sheep) out
House of Baelish “The Kingmaker” Warwick
House of Varris
Who can’t have kids so it goes to the church.
This is Stokeworth that they give to Brawn
Is Cornwall nothing there at all. I think this is more about Asia and India that the empire keeps trying to take over.
Shot where they actually really are because they are not tax mad idiots.
Is actually now a Muslim Caliphate of the Middle east and north Africa created by Danny in order to build her army.
Mereen is Egypt the slave city of Israel. Built to keep the slaves busy during the winter when there was no work in the fields. All the real homes are made of mud brick as stone would be like and oven.
The Future Targaryen restoration
Robs wife lived here.
The Kings road
London still retains most of the old names and many of the original feature. Areas buildings and roads. All the roads are named after the person who buit them they lead to that persons house.
The current queen has a tube line. The chunnel was made by the EU not her.
Kinghts bridge where the knights lived next to the field around the palace.
Next show could be
Europe has them also
Trump is trying to take it back and make it great again.
Not explorers they were running away.
The Starks do well in New YORK
York actual York is the child rape capital of England. The road that leads to the palace is the same level inbred as the royal family and so is the original hamlet of London.