Things are not going to go well for me

When you help girls they thank you by being really really fucked up.

You give them advice they do the opposite and get mad at you for the result. You give their life some meaning they try to run you over with cars. They tell you it is ok to do something (It was not) then get mad when you do it and then they try to run you over with themselves and others.

These things are actually the least of it.

I hope it is just that millennials are fucked up children who need to grow up at normal speed.*

If not. If something happens to me it was Fiona.

*Might be an inbred thing though. I can’t move to a farm or tiny village to get away from the inbred. If I knew where the humans were I would move there.

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