We’re only half way there.
Posh cat is person of the year.
Dogs and squirrels always jump on me in the park. It’s not often a cat asks you to pet it in London. So posh cat this is your year.
What kind of person lets their cat wonder around London?
The one girl who was person of the year has had her award transferred to downing street fox. Because she is not a princess anymore and doesn’t listen to her parents.