If the UK was a woman


Her head will be Scottish: She’s a bit of dits she is cold and bitchy.

Her boobs would be the north. Once perky and voluptuous they are now used and saggy. They have seen better days.

London is the cunt. Everyone wants the cunt. It’s dirty millions have had a go. Riddled with STD’s and STI’s. If you are stupid enough to go in for god sakes use protection.

She’s does how ever still have a nice set of legs. And feet you know if you are into that sorta thing.
Being British

Is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.



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